Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.