In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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