In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.