Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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