Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.