Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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