Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris made time wait.