Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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