Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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