Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.