Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.