Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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