Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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