Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.