When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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