Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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