Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.