Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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