Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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