Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.