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Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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