Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.