Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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