Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Pawn Stars: Man: "Can I have change for a dollar?" Rick: "Best I can do is 75 cents."
Me: I just bought Tupacs of Eminems for 50 Cents. Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"