The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.