Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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