Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.