When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...