A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.