A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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