Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.