Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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