The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Note to self: Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.