The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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