Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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