Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris recently received a restraining order barring him from getting closer then half a mile from Satan.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.