Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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