Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
The Holy Grail is in Chuck Norris's living room.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.