Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!