Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.