Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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