If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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