If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.