Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.