Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie.
It was too short for release.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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