Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.