There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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