"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place?" "He was sacked for making a grave mistake."
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
What's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.
What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
What's white and bobs up and down in a baby's crib ? A Pedophiles ass.
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: Because you can see right through them!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies? He was on a diet!
Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a blood test. Johnny: So? Are you afraid? Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger. After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now? Johnny: I came for a urine test!