The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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