When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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