When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.