If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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