If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.