Joke #941

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Vote: has 45.58 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, fat

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully to her: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Cute kids! Are they twins?" The horrible woman stopped shouting, just enough to say, "Hell, they’ re not twins… The older is 9 and the other is 7! Are you blind or just stupid?" "No madam... I’m neither blind nor stupid... I just can’t get that there’s a man out there who had sex with you twice."
Vote: has 84.65 % from 294 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: women, ugly, fat, kids, stupid
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon! Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you? Kid: Homework!
Vote: has 83.18 % from 138 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids, teacher, kids, food, animal
A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."
Vote: has 82.37 % from 158 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids, god, kids, dad, animal
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
Vote: has 78.80 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, insulting, school, kids
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Vote: has 77.83 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Santa, kids
A little boy was pushing a heavy cart uphill with a lot of effort. The work was very tiring, so someone walking nearby felt pity and helped the little boy push the heavy cart until the end of the hill. He stopped indignant there and told to the child: "You should say to your boss that it is a shame to make a kid such hard work to do." "I told them, sir." "Well, what did they reply?" "Pull kid and some sucker will be there to help you."
Vote: has 77.74 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids, work, god, kids
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Vote: has 77.53 % from 42 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As the sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a door prize and he wanted to give it to one of them. He asked them "who is the most obedient?" Five sets of eyes looked up at him. Sensing that they didn’t understand the word he then asked, "ok, who always obeys mommy, and does everything she says?" One of the children picked up the toy and handed it to the father. "You win!" exclaimed the child.
Vote: has 77.23 % from 69 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: kids, dad, kids
This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad. He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
Vote: has 76.99 % from 9 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Christmas, Santa, kids
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Vote: has 73.89 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, celebrity, kids