Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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