Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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