Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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