Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.