Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.