Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.