Yo mamma is on a weight diet, can't wait to eat.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma's so fat; she's on both sides of the family!
Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.