If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.