If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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