Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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