Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.