Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.