Joke #9434

Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".

Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.

Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.

Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.