Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!