Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012. Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.