Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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