Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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