Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris' driver's license simply shows his shoe size.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.